Hamilton Wont Stop Using Car As Weapon

While his victims remain relatively quite, Hamilton can't stop whinging like a little girl who just skinned her knee falling off a bike. Not happy to just drive his peers off the road, Lewis made claims this week that suggest if he can no longer crash into a Ferrari when ever he likes he will take his car and go home!

Lewis was quoted as saying, ‘I am here to race and win. If I have to lose that passion it would blow all the racing. If it ever comes to a stage where I had to pull back, drive for fourth or fifth place and just cruise around it would not excite me and I probably wouldn’t stay around for that.’

Hey Mr Hamilton, no one is suggesting for a second you should not want to make the pass but if you insist driving into the side of other cars is OK then I'm afraid that's not cool! Take yourself off to NASCAR and leave us alone. There have been some amazing passes in F1 this year, your attempts in Monaco were sexually frustrated blind faith. And dude, who the fuck has their girlfriend come onto the grid during a red flag just to have a snog? How fucked up were you in the car that McLaren thought you needed some calming down?

A cool head wins the race. You gotta be ice... man! You are sitting on the biggest goldmine any driver in the history of F1 has ever had the privilege. Don't be an arse hole.